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A BIG THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO HAS VISITED, BROUGHT IDEAS, FAVORITED AND DOWNLOADED AS WELL AS THOSE TO COME! PROJECT CRYPTID CONTINUES TO GROW 
Last Update: Sunday, May 17th, 2009 - Update 1 of 4
Just uncovered!: genuine PC history
[link]
NEW! Behind the Scenes, a look at the process over the years: [link]
Added: Alternate Relic Mammoth, Alternate Megalania
Scheduled Alterations: Thunderbird, Jersey Devil, Almasti
Upcoming: Merfolk, Monkfish, St. Augustine Blob, Hoade's Monster, Ataka Carcass
Scheduled Next Submitted: Burrunjor, Nahuelito, El Petizo
Deviants who have contributed (that have been added so far!):
~TFhybrid (Mothman, Tatzel wurm)
~Margolo-Blu (Marozi),
*GreatSaiyaKirby (Hodag, Jackalope, Nandi Bear, Fur-bearing Trout, Flatwoods Monster)
=eternalsaturn (Cadborosaurus)
~fractalxavier91 (Relic Population sub-category)
Attention: : It has come to pass- I'm creating sub categories, anything I can think of to make the project less cramped and cleaner. Up to this point, simply enlarging the canvas and adding in new beasties has works but, just like you can only make a transistor so small, you can only make a deviation so large before loading, maintaining, and viewing it becomes a hassle.
Therefore, I'm looking at different ways to carry out the project ranging from separate images for each creature (that's a bit desperate), categories for different classifications (like Homonid, Ocean, Fresh Water, etc) or even an interactive Flash file (which, due to my knowledge in flash despite using it for years, would be an experiment indeed
)
There's big change ahead for the project, whatever it may be.
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The current layout for Project Cryptid
! I'm always working to better the look and basic design of each creature so suggestions and constructive criticism are always a help. What you see now is composed of five different generations of art style; some have been left unaltered to serve as a visual history of the constant evolution of this project since its initial start.
Not everything here may be real, I won't argue the point of demon bats and such, but if it's mentioned in myth and lore or anecdotes and reports I'll probably draw it.
For more on cryptids and cryptozoology, check out some of these links:
Cryptozoology.com
American Monsters
NewAnimal.org
Unexplained Mysteries
The Project Cryptid Directory
Rare pigment mutation - so far unique to the Blue Tiger and Marozi- both felids, interestingly
Avians - Cryptids that are described as being capable of flight or are reported on the wing.
Chimera - the reported creature blends the features of many different species.
Confirmed - genuine physical proof has proven thi creature to be flesh and blood.
Corpses - Unidentified corpses that, for whatever reason, were not properly examined or provided inconclusive information.
Fresh Water - Cryptids sighted witin or in proximity to bodies of fresh water such as a lake or river.
Hoaxes - Those cryptids that have been undeniabley proven to be fraudulant.
Homonids - Cryptids that are typically reported to be man-like, of immense size, and covered in hair.
Hybrid - creature is a blend of two district creatures.
Inverterbrates - Cryptids that fit the descriptors for unclassified inverterbrates.
Beyond Mythology - Creatures that are believed to be mythical yet have unusually consistent reports.
Outsiders - These cryptids do not fit into any one category- be they from other dimensions or outer space, these entities are enigmatic to the core.
The Oceans/Oceanic - Cryptids reported while at sea or from vantage points ashore.
Relic Population/RelicPop - Cryptids classed as extinct animals that some believe are not totally gone from the world.
Unknown Mammals - Unclassified mammals
Unknown Herptiles - Unclassified reptiles and amphibians.
Cryptids Cataloged
[updates always in progress, thank you. Bold equals recent]
1) Ahool - [Avian] - Unconfirmed flying creature, Indonesia [reported as being "monkey-like"]
2) Almasti - [Homonid/RelicPop] - Russian wild man, believed by few to be surviving Neanderthals [aka Alma, Almas]
3) Altamaha-ha - [Fresh Water] - River creature, Georgia, US [aka Altie]
4) Beast of Bosnia - [Corpse] - unidentified corpse, Europe
5) Beast of Gevaudan - [Unknown Mammal] – Large canid, possibly a dire wolf or mutant
6) Bessie - [Freshwater/Outsider] - Unidentified Lake Eerie creature with unusual features
7) Bigfoot - [Homonid] - North American ape-man
8) Blue tiger - [Rare Pigment Mutation/Confirmed] - Asia [aka Maltese Tiger]
9) Bunyip - [Beyond Mythology/Chimera] - Monster from the Aboriginal Dreamtime, Australia
10) Buru - [Unknown Herptile] - unidentified Tibetan crocodilian, extinct according to natives
11) Cadborosaurus - [Fresh Water] [aka Caddy]
12) Cavney Island Monsters - [Corpse]
13) Chupacabra - [Outsider/Avian/Chimera]
14) Coelacanth - [Ocean/RelicPop/Confirmed]
15) Colossal Squid - [Ocean/Confirmed]
16) Con-Rit - [Unknown Invertebrate]
17) De Loy's Ape - [Homonid/Hoax]
18) Dohber-chu - [Fresh Water]
19) Dover Demon - [Outsider]
20) El Lobizon - [Unknown Mammal/Outsider]
21) Emela Ntouka - [Beyond Mythology/RelicPop]
22) Enfield Horror - [Outsider]
23) Flatwoods Monster - [Outsider]
24) Fouke Monster - [Homonid]
25) Fur-bearing Trout - [Hoax]
26) Giant Anaconda - [Unknown Herptile]
27) Giant Owl - [Avian]
28) Gigliolis' Whale - [Ocean/Unknown Mammal]
29) Hibagon - [Homonid]
30) Hodag - [Hoax]
31) Hogzilla - [Unknown Mammal/Confirmed]
32) Jackalope - [Hoax/Mythology/Chimera]
33) Kasai Rex - [Hoax]
34) Khemr Stegosaur - [Hoax]
35) Kongamoto - [Avian]
36) Lizardmen - [Outsider]
37) Loch Ness Monster - [Fresh Water]
38) Loveland Frogmen - [Outsider/Fresh Water]
39) Mamlambo - [Fresh Water]
40) Mammoth - [RelicPop]
41) Mapinguari - [Outsider/Unknown Mammal]
42) Marozi - [Unknown Mammal/Confirmed]
43) Megalania - [Unknown Herptile/RelicPop]
44) Michigan Dogman - [Outsider/Unknown Mammal]
45) Minhocao - [Unknown Invertebrate]
46) Mngwa - [Unknown Mammal]
47) Moa - [Avian/RelicPop]
48) Mokele-mbembe - [Beyond Mythology]
49) Morag - [Fresh Water]
50) Mothman - [Outsider/Avian]
51) Naga - [Fresh Water]
52) Nameless Horror of Berkley Square - [Outsider/Fresh Water/Unknown Invertebrate]
53) Nandi Bear - [Unknown Mammal]
54) New Jersey Devil - [Outsider/Chimera]
55) Ogopogo - [Fresh Water]
56) Popobawa - [Outsider/Avian/Hoax]
57) Quagga - [Unknown Mammal/Confirmed]
58) Rods - [Avian/Outsider]
59) Ropen - [Avian]
60) Shunka Warakin - [Unknown Mammal]
61) Tatzel Wurm - [Outsider]
62) Texas Chupacabra - [Unknown Mammal/Confirmed]
63) Thunderbird - [Avian, Beyond Mythology] - giant predatory bird, North America
64) Thylacine - [Unknown Mammal]
65) Trunko - [Corpse/Ocean]
66) Tsuchinoko - [Unknown Herptile]
67) Veo - [Unknown Mammal]
68) Vietnamese Night Fliers - [Outsider/Avian]
69) Wendigo - [Outsider]
70) Yeren - [Homonid]
71) Yeti - [Homonid]
!
Yes, if it shows up on Destination Truth or Monster Quest I will add it
Coming Soon (with increased size!):
-Information Blurbs on each covered cryptids, including cryptid type and location
Cryptids
Nahuelito
Black Shuck
Ohio Grassman
British Big Cat
El Petizo
Jba Fofi
Tokelosh
Pennalgalan
*The color scheme for Fouke Monster is giving me headaches.
Last Update: Sunday, May 17th, 2009 - Update 1 of 4
Just uncovered!: genuine PC history
[link]NEW! Behind the Scenes, a look at the process over the years: [link]
Added: Alternate Relic Mammoth, Alternate Megalania
Scheduled Alterations: Thunderbird, Jersey Devil, Almasti
Upcoming: Merfolk, Monkfish, St. Augustine Blob, Hoade's Monster, Ataka Carcass
Scheduled Next Submitted: Burrunjor, Nahuelito, El Petizo
Deviants who have contributed (that have been added so far!):
~TFhybrid (Mothman, Tatzel wurm)
~Margolo-Blu (Marozi),
*GreatSaiyaKirby (Hodag, Jackalope, Nandi Bear, Fur-bearing Trout, Flatwoods Monster)
=eternalsaturn (Cadborosaurus)
~fractalxavier91 (Relic Population sub-category)
Attention: : It has come to pass- I'm creating sub categories, anything I can think of to make the project less cramped and cleaner. Up to this point, simply enlarging the canvas and adding in new beasties has works but, just like you can only make a transistor so small, you can only make a deviation so large before loading, maintaining, and viewing it becomes a hassle.
Therefore, I'm looking at different ways to carry out the project ranging from separate images for each creature (that's a bit desperate), categories for different classifications (like Homonid, Ocean, Fresh Water, etc) or even an interactive Flash file (which, due to my knowledge in flash despite using it for years, would be an experiment indeed
) There's big change ahead for the project, whatever it may be.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
The current layout for Project Cryptid
! I'm always working to better the look and basic design of each creature so suggestions and constructive criticism are always a help. What you see now is composed of five different generations of art style; some have been left unaltered to serve as a visual history of the constant evolution of this project since its initial start.Not everything here may be real, I won't argue the point of demon bats and such, but if it's mentioned in myth and lore or anecdotes and reports I'll probably draw it.
For more on cryptids and cryptozoology, check out some of these links:
Cryptozoology.com
American Monsters
NewAnimal.org
Unexplained Mysteries
The Project Cryptid Directory
Rare pigment mutation - so far unique to the Blue Tiger and Marozi- both felids, interestingly
Avians - Cryptids that are described as being capable of flight or are reported on the wing.
Chimera - the reported creature blends the features of many different species.
Confirmed - genuine physical proof has proven thi creature to be flesh and blood.
Corpses - Unidentified corpses that, for whatever reason, were not properly examined or provided inconclusive information.
Fresh Water - Cryptids sighted witin or in proximity to bodies of fresh water such as a lake or river.
Hoaxes - Those cryptids that have been undeniabley proven to be fraudulant.
Homonids - Cryptids that are typically reported to be man-like, of immense size, and covered in hair.
Hybrid - creature is a blend of two district creatures.
Inverterbrates - Cryptids that fit the descriptors for unclassified inverterbrates.
Beyond Mythology - Creatures that are believed to be mythical yet have unusually consistent reports.
Outsiders - These cryptids do not fit into any one category- be they from other dimensions or outer space, these entities are enigmatic to the core.
The Oceans/Oceanic - Cryptids reported while at sea or from vantage points ashore.
Relic Population/RelicPop - Cryptids classed as extinct animals that some believe are not totally gone from the world.
Unknown Mammals - Unclassified mammals
Unknown Herptiles - Unclassified reptiles and amphibians.
Cryptids Cataloged
[updates always in progress, thank you
. Bold equals recent]1) Ahool - [Avian] - Unconfirmed flying creature, Indonesia [reported as being "monkey-like"]
2) Almasti - [Homonid/RelicPop] - Russian wild man, believed by few to be surviving Neanderthals [aka Alma, Almas]
3) Altamaha-ha - [Fresh Water] - River creature, Georgia, US [aka Altie]
4) Beast of Bosnia - [Corpse] - unidentified corpse, Europe
5) Beast of Gevaudan - [Unknown Mammal] – Large canid, possibly a dire wolf or mutant
6) Bessie - [Freshwater/Outsider] - Unidentified Lake Eerie creature with unusual features
7) Bigfoot - [Homonid] - North American ape-man
8) Blue tiger - [Rare Pigment Mutation/Confirmed] - Asia [aka Maltese Tiger]
9) Bunyip - [Beyond Mythology/Chimera] - Monster from the Aboriginal Dreamtime, Australia
10) Buru - [Unknown Herptile] - unidentified Tibetan crocodilian, extinct according to natives
11) Cadborosaurus - [Fresh Water] [aka Caddy]
12) Cavney Island Monsters - [Corpse]
13) Chupacabra - [Outsider/Avian/Chimera]
14) Coelacanth - [Ocean/RelicPop/Confirmed]
15) Colossal Squid - [Ocean/Confirmed]
16) Con-Rit - [Unknown Invertebrate]
17) De Loy's Ape - [Homonid/Hoax]
18) Dohber-chu - [Fresh Water]
19) Dover Demon - [Outsider]
20) El Lobizon - [Unknown Mammal/Outsider]
21) Emela Ntouka - [Beyond Mythology/RelicPop]
22) Enfield Horror - [Outsider]
23) Flatwoods Monster - [Outsider]
24) Fouke Monster - [Homonid]
25) Fur-bearing Trout - [Hoax]
26) Giant Anaconda - [Unknown Herptile]
27) Giant Owl - [Avian]
28) Gigliolis' Whale - [Ocean/Unknown Mammal]
29) Hibagon - [Homonid]
30) Hodag - [Hoax]
31) Hogzilla - [Unknown Mammal/Confirmed]
32) Jackalope - [Hoax/Mythology/Chimera]
33) Kasai Rex - [Hoax]
34) Khemr Stegosaur - [Hoax]
35) Kongamoto - [Avian]
36) Lizardmen - [Outsider]
37) Loch Ness Monster - [Fresh Water]
38) Loveland Frogmen - [Outsider/Fresh Water]
39) Mamlambo - [Fresh Water]
40) Mammoth - [RelicPop]
41) Mapinguari - [Outsider/Unknown Mammal]
42) Marozi - [Unknown Mammal/Confirmed]
43) Megalania - [Unknown Herptile/RelicPop]
44) Michigan Dogman - [Outsider/Unknown Mammal]
45) Minhocao - [Unknown Invertebrate]
46) Mngwa - [Unknown Mammal]
47) Moa - [Avian/RelicPop]
48) Mokele-mbembe - [Beyond Mythology]
49) Morag - [Fresh Water]
50) Mothman - [Outsider/Avian]
51) Naga - [Fresh Water]
52) Nameless Horror of Berkley Square - [Outsider/Fresh Water/Unknown Invertebrate]
53) Nandi Bear - [Unknown Mammal]
54) New Jersey Devil - [Outsider/Chimera]
55) Ogopogo - [Fresh Water]
56) Popobawa - [Outsider/Avian/Hoax]
57) Quagga - [Unknown Mammal/Confirmed]
58) Rods - [Avian/Outsider]
59) Ropen - [Avian]
60) Shunka Warakin - [Unknown Mammal]
61) Tatzel Wurm - [Outsider]
62) Texas Chupacabra - [Unknown Mammal/Confirmed]
63) Thunderbird - [Avian, Beyond Mythology] - giant predatory bird, North America
64) Thylacine - [Unknown Mammal]
65) Trunko - [Corpse/Ocean]
66) Tsuchinoko - [Unknown Herptile]
67) Veo - [Unknown Mammal]
68) Vietnamese Night Fliers - [Outsider/Avian]
69) Wendigo - [Outsider]
70) Yeren - [Homonid]
71) Yeti - [Homonid]
!Yes, if it shows up on Destination Truth or Monster Quest I will add it
Coming Soon (with increased size!):
-Information Blurbs on each covered cryptids, including cryptid type and location
Cryptids
Nahuelito
Black Shuck
Ohio Grassman
British Big Cat
El Petizo
Jba Fofi
Tokelosh
Pennalgalan
*The color scheme for Fouke Monster is giving me headaches.
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majora......... IS OVER 9000!!!
mothman
yowie
tatzel wurm
skunk ape
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majora......... IS OVER 9000!!!
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majora......... IS OVER 9000!!!
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But the reason you are awesome is because you included MOA! Woot! Moa are still alive!
Awesome pic again, buuuut, add Burrunjor Jba Fofi and Mammoth!
Moa, Thylacine, they're out there somewhere in the gloom. There is a Mammoth included but it's squashed down near the bottom left-hand corner, a lot of jamming for space. As for Burrunjor Jba Fofi, nothing comes up in a search and I've never heard of such a thing before; do you have a link or anything that I could check out?
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May I toss in the "Marozi" as well?
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